Pink Lids

I need one more pink lid.

I'm getting bug bites everywhere. Bugs seem to be loving me like no tomorrow. I attract insects but repel people, how--satisfying. I went to the AIDS walk today, pretty fun yet boring. I got some condoms. I have a black, red, pink, and I forgo the other color. They're lubricated for my pleasure. Somebody get some soap and wash my mouth out, it's evil flowing out of my mouth like honey. EVIL.

When I eat mint chocolate chip ice cream, the chocolate chips just melt in my mouth. I'm hawt. It's hawt. Pathetically, I hope nobody reads this. It's my way of venting and saying what I should be saying to people directly, instead of indirectly, but I'm technically a loner--not really but bear with me here--and I have nobody to say it to--I do, but keep hanging on--and I'm a talkative one, yet shy. That was the most gramatically incorrect sentence ever.

I was thinking, and my mind came across the question, Who and what started the word kidding? So, I thought about it more thoroughly and I discovered, in my own opinion, the word kidding was derived from the word, kid. Kids, in my own opinion also, are quite the jokes-ters. So, people started saying "to kid around" to describe the attitude and actions of a child. Then, to be at least close to becoming grammatically correct, they decided to conjugate the newly thought of verb to kidding, such as running, thinking, loving, destroying, hurting, leaving, betraying, you get the picture. Now, who. That, I shall search on the internet using an engine that everyone refers to as Google. Nope, nothing.

Ohkay, while I was searching for my thought of the past nine minutes, I discovered for fact that conversate is not a word. Always assumed it wasn't a word, but now I know for sure. I lost track of the time and now should be lifting what is of my behind to migrate to the television and let my brain turn into complete mush by watching Monk and Law and Order.

Oh yeah, God is good.


I hate this instinct thing, it never goes away! :'/
I really do hate this instinct thing.