Dalawang Baboy

Would you date someone right now if they asked?
Depends on who it is, but probably not.

Why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
I didn’t really have a choice.

Is there a meaning behind your myspace song?
Just really love that song.

Ever had the opposite sex over when no one was home?
Yeah.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Not proud of it.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
I have no idea.

What did you do yesterday?
Yo momma.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Little bit. Thanks for reminding me.

Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
Bleeehk.

Are you currently waiting on a body piercing or tattoo?
Nah.

Does your phone ring in the middle of the night?
Blahhhhh.

Do you cry in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend?
No tengo un novio.

Where was your default picture taken?
In our pricey wooden gym, which by the way owns others.

Angry at anyone?
Anger is like fat. Should be “consumed” occasionally.

What are you thinking of right now?
Should I wash the dogs now and crash? Or just wait it out…

Who was the last person you told "I love you" to?
F’real. I have no idea.

Is there a difference between a "best friend" and a "friend"?
Who ever thought of deciding that we should have “best friends” was retarded. It created a whole new look on friendships.

Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
Uhm, no. None of ‘em are like that.

Do you miss anyone?
Yes ma’amers.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex to give you a hug?
I don’t know?

Does the last person you shared a bed/couch with mean anything to you?
I lay by myself.

Can you handle the truth?
Yes I can, probably not well. But, I can handle it.

Do you kiss a lot of people?
I don’t kiss.

Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Deng, evil thoughts. Thas’ just low.

Your most recent ex says he/she hates you,you say:
Good for you. Uhm, why?

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Depends on what I’m thinking. If it’s something pointless it pretty much just spews out.

Who do you trust the most in your life?
You silly.

Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone?
I can listen to ‘em.

Who was the last person you yelled at?
My sister. She’s no help.

Do you know anyone who's addicted to any drugs?
F’sho.

Did you have a good day yesterday?
Pretty much.

Do you hate anyone?
I don’t hate. I just don’t appreciate.

Do you have a best friend?
Mhm.

When was the last time you bought something?
I bought a bag of chips yesterday.

Have you ever got naked at a party?
Eww, no.

Does a kiss make you feel better when you're angry?
Nonsense.

is your phone within a meter radius of you?
So is that.

What are you wearing?
Shorts, wife beater, sweatshirt.

What is bothering you right now?
My nose and throat. I think I’m sick.

Who else is in the room with you right now?
I see no one.

What last made you sad?
I couldn’t find my ipod.

Are you wearing socks right now?
Yeup.

How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Mid-twenties to early thirties. I wna relate to ‘em, you know? Not like those, “when I was a kid” parents.

What is your mood?
Saillling.

Who do you want to see today?
Uhm, not really anyone.

Explain your relationship status:
Single. Like the American cheese.

What time did you get up this morning?
7 04

What did you wear today?
Long socks, shorts, v-neck, two jackets

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Neither.

How many windows are open on your computer?
Cuatro.

What are you doing after this?
Cleaning up the dogs.

Do you like to cuddle?
With my superman pillow.

How tall are you?
5’ 1’’ at least.

Do you like hugs?
They’re nice.

Are you a loud person?
I can be.

Are you wearing under wear right now?
I don’t understand how some people dislike the word panties.

Look to your left, what do you see?
My Bible.

What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow?
For it to snow.

Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes?
Sure it matters.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Probably not a good difference.

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Yeup.

Who was that last person you had a phone call longer than 7 minutes?
I don’t know.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Nahh.

Do you believe that you can change for someone?
Yeup. You can do it unknowingly too.

What woke you up this morning?
Babe stepped on my stomach.

Would you go back in time to change something?
Of course I would.

At the moment are you more warm or cold?
Cold.